What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 17:23

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
share office space ...
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