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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 17:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

When did women stop wearing bonnets in North America?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

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They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What happened to Jordan Peterson? I used to really admire him before he became obsessed with being "anti-woke".

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Should I become an interior designer or not in today's world?